Monday, August 11, 2008

Giving senility a whole new meaning...


Gah. Where to begin. The HGs are talking, and they're all realizing that Jerry is a kiss ass, and that he spins stories depending on who he's telling them to. Uh..kay. It took them this long to see it so clearly? This man blows whoever he needs to in order to be part of the "in" crowd- that being the side with the power in the house. I'm really sick of this man, and would personally start a petition (and possibly riots) to have him removed from the show because he has proven to be the epidomy of SUCK. Of course, this is impossible. A girl can dream. From taking the first chance he gets at squeezing a stranger's breasts, to making a cross sign at Dan whenever he walks by (he's a catholic, not a vampire- they are not one in the same!) whilst calling him Judas (Yes...real burn, bud- in 200 A.D, perhaps!), to thinking that winning the Veto gives him the power to choose a replacement nominee...it doesn't get worse than him this season.

Sure, we complain about April and the loose hinges between her legs, Libra and her...everything- what haven't we complained about?, Jessie and Manchelle- the Dumb and Dumber of this season...and so on. The thing is, all of them combined do not irk me nearly as much as this silly old man, who is probably the more delusional HG- especially when it comes to his position in the game. Eh. Is Jerry the worst HG in the house right now, or is there a compelling argument that gives that prestigious title to another hamster?

16 comments:

Scott said...

Quoted for truth, my friend.

Anonymous said...

I agree 100%. I want him out so bad, he's a jackass!!!

Anonymous said...

Why did BB tell Dan/Renny to stop signing?

Anonymous said...

Love the line: "he has proven to be the epidomy of SUCK!"

Made me laugh out loud!! Good One!!

Anonymous said...

He is a total JERK. He cannot think outside his OLD MAN head. I cannot stand people that are as unforgiving as him. Obviously he JUST wants someone to hate..for no reason.

Scott said...

I wanted to like him, figuring he was harmless and would be gone in a few weeks. It was during Keesha's reign as HOH that I changed my mind. What kind of man plays the little narc, lingering around to catch people "fraternizing with the enemy" and then running up to report who was talking to who?

Christine said...

Jerry may call Dan Judas but after that POV speech Jerry is a leper...

all the hg's are giving him a wide berth. and to add insult to injurt Dan is laughing and joking and having fun, seemingly not affected by Jerrys rant....

Anonymous said...

I just wish someone would bring up to Jerry how he lied in week one when he was suppose to be in an alliance with Dan and Brian...

bish said...

Instead of having another All Stars edition they should have a shit house guests edition. Take the worst people, like Jerry, Natalie, Sheila, the guy that trashed the house in BB4, etc. All the people America hated the most, and see what happens when they have to play against each other. That would be an interesting summer I'd think.

Scott said...

They already have that show. It's called I Love Money.

ale said...

ahah "Interesting" may be a way of describing it..but "torturous" and "suicide-inducing" are also other terms I'd throw in there for good measure. The sad part is that BB has enough shitty HGs for quite a few seasons.

I just find it hilarious that he IS a leper, and doesn't understand why. Even when he talks to people, they have nothing to say to him.

Anonymous said...

I say...get rid of Jerry and his mouth of hate and mundane speeches and his screaming 'YOU'RE GOING HOME"... Let's all screech that to HIM. Please...!!!

Anonymous said...

can you imagine Libra and Jerry as the first two in the jury house. They'll need a full film crew 24/7 just for those two. Talk about "good TV"...

Anonymous said...

Could you imagine being this guys neighbor? He is a totally demented, foul mouthed, cruel, vile old ass!!! He can't be gone any to soon. I almost want him gone before April. Can't believe Dan can keep his cool to someone as ignorant as Jerry is. Go home fruitcake........his wife must be counting her blessings on a daily basis that he is gone for this long.

ale said...

I think he targets Dan because he knows he won't retaliate. You don't see him being like that with the other "traitors" because each of those women will rip him a new asshole. Wimp.

Anonymous said...

i think you are right Ale. these women are no joke and i would love to see any of the men including the pass men who bashed the women to mess with this group of women