Another reason I love Jordan.

She just said she'd love to smoke some pot right now! I'm in loveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

One of the things I hate about houseguests ANY season is when they complain about what the producers do and do not give them. The biggest crybaby: Chima.

In the last 15 minutes Chima has complained about: not getting the special little bag she came in with for her knick knacks, the shampoo, the food, not being able to access the internet for recipes, and not liking the flavor cupcake she got.

When will we have a house with people who don't do this? I cannot imagine ever letting it set in that I am actually in the Big Brother House. Seriously, is shampoo really all that shitty if you have some at all? These people are lucky the producers aren't purposely fucking with them more.

While walking around a snooty part of NYC this weekend, and hearing snobs converse while taking their Sunday strolls, my boyfriend and I were trying to come up with the most annoying things people can say that will completely turn you off of them. A few we came up with: someone saying something is "to die for", using "yoohoo" as a hello, and liking Mimosas. Chima brought up wanting to make mimosas. I NEED HER GONE.

I must say though, the girls are looking fucking HOT while getting ready tonight. Jordan nummies.

Uhoh...

While the rest of the house was sleeping, Casey was outside talking to Lydia, and brought up that Obama was elected because of "white guilt". I'm pretty sure he's trying to correlate that with Chima even being in the house. He loves doing his Chima cackle impression.

Oh boy.

Julie Chen on Craig Ferguson

Tonight Julie Chen appeared on Craig Ferguson's Late Late Night Show on CBS. They went into the house live at the end of the interview! I'll only give a synopsis of what happened during that part of the interview:

It was pretty fast paced. The audience approval kind of made it hard for the houseguests to hear EVERYTHING, but they were super excited to find out why they were woken up/rounded up on the couches. Julie told the houseguests to always expect the unexpected and it seemed like they were all SO nervous from realizing they were about to be on national tv, not get Brian back or something. (Sillies!!!!)

When Craig Ferguson began speaking to them, he had already seen a couple episodes, specifically the honey challenge. He had a liking for April, and wanted to speak to her the most. They, instead, began talking to Jessie and Craig blurted out "I'm not trying to talk to you dude!" Burn. Jessie was devastated once he realized what happened. He drooled all over her, then asked if they had "any of that honey left". The audience got a kick out of all of it. They went into the boobs, and April said she "had to prove it all the time that they were real." (Yeah, we know blahblahblah). He moved on to Jerry, since Jerry got a feel, and asked Jerry if he ever felt a fake boob, which BIG SURPRISE, he hasn't. Jerry mistook something Craig said amongst laughter for an invitation to feel everyone's boobs in the house to compare them to April's real knockers. They accidently showed Julie Chen doing the national closed-finger-slash-move to indicate "no way" to whoever was behind the camera. Duh you old pervert, more and more I see Jerry as a man who would totally take anything shoved in his face because well...I'm just going to say it to get it out the way....it's not like his wife would remember.....

The Jessie got his vindication talk with Craig, during which he said people are steadily "talking shit about people behind their backs" but "not his own". Julie tried to save the awkward moment by getting Jessie to take off his shirt (I'm guessing in a last ditch effort to gain the show more popularity amongst horny cougars), which ended up being a weird idea, since, um, Julie expected Craig to say more than "yeah um ok". I don't even find him sexy. One of the funniest interviews I've seen with Craig.

I wonder which houseguests are pissed they got no air time.

A little bit-a aftermath

Dan immediately said he wouldn't kiss Jessie's ass, and Libra was crying alone in her room while trying to change her outfit without us seeing the goods.

Most are reflecting. Jessie saying he "couldn't believe he won". Michelle, Libra and April trying to kiss Jessie's ass in the kitchen, Ollie sitting close by. Keesha, Memphis, Jerry, Angie, Dan at the dining room table. Renny is floating around. Dinner time is nearing. GET DRUNK BITCHES.

Libra gave kisses to the cameras..I'm assuming she's just kinda missing her support system/her white husband. The HoH competition must have gotten to her. I can't imagine what it's like not to have the person you go to for advice/support around during stressful times.

Big Surprise

Libra is pissing people off already. They just restocked the 'fridge', and she's already throwing out when the rest of the house can drink the beer, even though she doesn't even drink it.

I'm sick of people talking about the production crew. "They this, they that" Fuck off. Rodeo even said "normally that [a food item] is over here so I was surprised it was here". People who walk into the house like they own the place just annoy me so fucking much. Can't wait 'til they Dustin his ass. Can these people stop talking over each other in the same damn room?

Michelle was outside talking to Angie and she left to get a Sprite and come back, Angie went inside too and left Michelle outside by herself. After fiddling around with a couple pretzels, she opened the glass sliding doors to ask Jerry (of all people) to come outside and it looked like she was making a "play pool" sign with her hands. He ignored her totally, til Jessie and Memphis saved her. Angie came out then. Michelle's not the best conversationalist. She reminds me of 8's Amber. Fuckin' crazy eyes too. Her and Jessie would be perfect for each other. SHOWMANNNNCCE PLZ.

drunk+naked=make Barb happy

Someone referred to "needing alcohol to 'keep' the feeds going". YES PLEASE!

Bring it awn~

I can't wait for this season to start. The fans have spoken (complained) and I have a feeling Season 10 will cater to our every wish from who's on the show, to the promise that no one knows anyone else in the house, to the challenges, to sex and nudity. I mean, really, I better see some bare ass this season. Just sayin' :)

Thanks to Ikers for inviting me to post on here again. And Hi to the fellow Bloggers. I love you. <3