The Happy Couple's Last Night Together

These last couple of days have been pretty uneventful. Jordan and Jeff have been doing their usual routine of making out and bickering. Jordan has finally figured out that Natalie is not to be trusted, although I'm sure that will change the next time she talks to her.

Kevin and Natalie have continued their scheming. She came up with this great idea of trading her vote for the Jeff's vacation and Michelle's TV that they have won in earlier competition...but not follow through with the vote. Good one. They've also continued to pull pranks that nobody else seems to care about.

It's all rather boring.

Pandora's Box Results

Although Jeff was informed that his "mystery key" had no extra powers, he did make out pretty well in the Pandora's Box contest...as did most of the house. Jeff won $3,181, while the others nabbed $2,563 (Michelle), $1,900 (Natalie), $1,726 (Jordan), and $626 (Kevin).

To say that Jeff is not happy is an understatement. "If I had known that (Kevin) would have put me up, I would never have gotten him (out of the box)."

Otherwise, it's a pretty uneventful night in the house. Natalie is cheating at pool against Kevin, and Jeff is acting like an ass towards Jordan. He does have one valid point, though. She seems to believe whatever Natalie tells her, and he's saying she shouldn't listen to those "assholes". Hehehe.

Cooler Heads Prevail

Michelle used the veto on herself (with Jordan now up), and Natalie confirmed to Kevin that Jeff will be voted out on Thursday.

Could This Man Be The Luckiest Player Ever?

Apparently, Michelle is giving serious thought, thanks to Natalie (and the diary room), to using the POV on Jeff. If she does, she'll replace Marcellas as the dumbest contestant ever. She really can't be that stupid!

We'll know in just a few minutes!

Natalie's Non-Stop!

Monday morning are generally pretty boring until the POV ceremony. Not today, as Natalie was working it hard from the moment she woke up. She has everybody believing that she's their ally, and has come close to convincing Michelle to use the veto on Jeff!!! She buttered her up by saying she's as alone in the game as she is (hahah), and she still claims she had no idea that Kevin was going to break his deal with Jeff. Michelle really can't be that stupid!

Jeff's Worst Day

No, it wasn't yesterday when he lost the veto. It also wasn't the day before when he was nominated, or the previous day when Russell was evicted and Kevin won HOH.

The day that sealed Jeff's fate (barring some weirdness over the Pandora's Box key) was ten days ago, as two terrible decisions have come back to haunt him:

1. Keeping Natalie over Lydia may have been THE worst move of the season. Lydia was clearly a hard to person to share a house with, but she was no player. She was the first or second player out of every competition, and unlike Natalie it wasn't because she was purposely losing. Kevin was also a lesser player with her around, as he had to constantly clean up her messes.

2. Not letting Kevin win that night's HOH competition. Jeff was not on Kevin's radar at that time; Kevin would have certainly been targeting Michelle and Russell. Even if Jordan or himself had been put up, one of those two would have likely gone home.

Of course, another terrible decision was set into play that same night, as Natalie and Kevin pulled out a miracle and convinced Jeff and Jordan that they could be trusted. Backdooring Russell was the icing on the cake in a week of bad decisions.

Kevin's Nominations!

No surprise here - it's Michelle and Jeff. Michelle's cleaning, and Jeff's cooking. The only comment overheard is Jeff said "fucking scumbags". Natalie is upstairs rehashing every second of the luxury competition while loudly munching on chips.

Jeff's Not Happy

Kevin has informed Jeff that he's going up with Michelle, but that he has safety unless Michelle wins veto. Jeff is pissed! "Why dont you keep your end of the deal and put up Jordan and Michelle? If I win the veto I will take off Jordan and we'll vote out Michelle."

Kevin is babbling about how he doesn't want to give up his power as HOH, but Jeff's not buying it.

He does feel bad about it, though, wondering aloud after Jeff left about whether he's doing the right thing. He's off to find Natalie, though, and we know she'll bash it into his head how this is the correct move.

Oh God, Jeff is now talking to Natalie, and she's claiming she knows nothing about this, and that she's going to have to talk to Kevin about this. Yeah, right.

Bye Bye Jeff Or Jordan

Yep, Kevin won...I'd be shocked to see Jeff or Jordan not be this week's nominees. It's all about the POV!

So I Missed Some Excitement Today!

It's been bound to happen, as the animosity has been building since the last fight on Monday afternoon. Fire up the "wayback machine" to about 12:45 this afternoon, when Russell semi-quietly called Jeff a pussy. Jeff didn't really respond as Russell continued his barrage, and finally Jordan was the person who snapped. She even bumped her ample chest into his.

The rest of the day was pretty boring, with the usual scheming. Michelle's been trying to get back into Jeff and Jordan's good graces. Pictures were also taken, although Russell didn't participate.

It's Going To Get Ugly! Whoops, It Already Is!

Jeff indeed used the POV to put up Russell, and the arguing has already started. Russell has already promised to punch him if he comes into the jury house. I have to admit I laughed when Russell called Jordan his little lapdog when she jumped to Jeff's defense.

Here's the transcript, as reported on BBDish:

Jeff: What's up yo, you wanna talk about it?
Russell: You know what you said right there? You said if any of us change the f'ing plan, I'll go after you and your families..
Jeff: But who broke the deal first.. We said final 4 deal, not final 2 deal on the side...
Russell: How do you know what I said to you wanst true? I could say anything to anyone.. but it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter at all.
Jeff: Apparently it does matter, because I just used the veto on you...
Russell: I tell you this right now, if you don't win this game, and you come in the jury house, I will mop the floor with your face.

Jeff: You better not f-ck with me.. I will...
Russell: That's a f'ing threat.

Jeff: You guys better get someone out here right now, before I cut this motherfuc-er's throat....
Russell: Don't pull outta gun, unless you're gonna use it. Don't pull outta gun, unless you're gonna fuc-in use it.

It escalates...

Jeff: You f'in pussy.. You don't know me! Why the f-ck am I gonna lose 500,000 for you?
Russell: You pull outta gun, f'in use it. You better win the f';in money.
Jeff: You got nothin on me dude... I'm not one f'in bit scared of you.
Russell: If you were so tough, you would have followed through on what you said, not talked about getting secturity in here...
Jeff: F you. Way to play like a man.
Russell: Way to play like a f'in man.
Jeff: Shut the f up.

Jordan speaks up.

Russell: Shut up you f'in lapdog... Wow.. She's gotta fight your battles. That's cute.
Jordan: You're just pissed because you're gone. You've already got 10,000 dollars... You're leavin on Thursday..
Russell: Does she always fight your battles? She wear the pants upstairs, too? And as for you, I don't need to address you.. I'm talking to him.
Jordan: You go inside. I just came here to lie out.
Russell: It's my house too. I'll go whereever I want...

Jeff: You can stop with the threats, because I will never back down.
Russell: Because you threatened me, I will mop your face with the floor if you ever come to the jury house.
Jeff: Dude, you aint gonna do sh-t. I'm not a fighter. I'm not afraid to fight a fu--in fighter...

Natalie smiles from the pool table...

Russell: Make a threat on my family.
Jeff: A threat on your family.. I was jokin. Did you take it seriously Jordan?
Russell: Don't even answer. I'm talking to him. I'm not yelling at you. I'm doing this very politely.
Jeff: I really thought you were more of a man... You would have gotten me next week.
Russell: I actually wouldn't.

Back to the family threats...

Russell: You better win it from here on out.

Jeff: Remember what you're saying Russell. You aint gonna do shit. Drop it already.
Russell: The last time I checked, threatening to come after mew and my family is a threat.
Jeff: Listen, you gotta lay in bed and come to grips with the fact that you got got.
Russell: Win it, or else.
Jeff: Dude, you better make sure you make good on that f'in promise.. Get real with yourself.
Russell: I will mop you up..
Jeff: I will stab you in the neck. You come after me in the house, I will f'in stab you in the neck.
Russell: I'll be waitin for it.
Jeff: Dude, you're a f'in huge dork. Tough guys that I know don't talk shit.
Russell: I'm not the one who started it... "If any of you break this deal, I'll come after your families..."
Jeff: I don't even wanna start rippin into your character because you have none. You do you, bro, and I'll do me. I'm goin' a lot further in life...
Russell: Yeah, you're 31 and you're on a f'in reality show.
Jeff: Oh, you're 25 and you're on the same show.
Russell: You got me.. Just don't make empty threats you wont follow through on. You wanna end it. Drop it.
Jeff: F-ck you. Fu-k you.

Russell: There we go.
Jeff: F-ck you. You're never gonna get the best of me, in here on in life. You are below me, bro. Your character is sh-t. Your friends. you have none. You are not trustworthy.. You don't come through on your word...
Russell: Keep goin...
Jeff: You need to drop all that anger that you're carrying...
Russell: That was epic.
Jeff: You don't even have your own words. Get a personality. Don't make promises I can't fulfill, I got it. Don't threaten my family, I got it. I honestly thought you were gonna handle this differently..
Russell: I walked out and said you got me. You said, you don't think it's a good game move, and I said it is..
Jeff: You said it real calm like that..
Russell: You led the show.
Jeff: Oh, yeah.. I can't sleep at night.. because I don't know who I am or where my character is... I can't even live with myself.
Russell: That's tough...

Another Boring Sunday

It's really just the same paranoia we've seen the past two days.

Veto Comp Results

It sounds like Jeff won, mainly from a comment about how much fun the comps are when one wins. Jordan was apparently the first out, but was jumping up and down with joy anyway. Russell and Kevin look extremely depressed.

So will Jeff use the veto? He's already indicating that he will to put up Russell, saying something along the lines of it's time to "pull the trigger". I've said it before, but I'd be much more worried about Natalie and Kevin, who have both been against them the entire season.

POV Coming Soon

Sorry that there hasn't been an updates in the last few hours, but there's not a lot to report. Jeff and Jordan are still telling Michelle that Kevin is their target this week, but their paranoia against Russell has extended to Michelle. Russell attempted to talk to them in HOH, but all three were asleep.

There's a good chance that the veto competition is one of those "morph picture" contests, and Kevin has been spending a lot of time studying the picture wall. Russell would be well advised to do the same.

Jeff's Nominations

With the loud mouths gone, the house is pretty subdued these days after the feeds come back on. Just like last night it took almost a half hour to discover that Jeff indeed won HOH, tonight nobody is talking about Jeff's nominations.

Edit: Natalie was heard saying "please don't vote to evict me". I'm assuming Kevin was the other nominee, but no verification on that yet.

Further edit: It has been confirmed - Natalie and Kevin are nominated.

Jeff Won HOH?

It's not really confirmed, but it appears that Jeff won HOH.

Edit: Jeff indeed won HOH, and Russell and Michelle are on slop. Jeff is hoping for a Bob Marley CD. Right now they're reminiscing about all of the evicted HG's.

Natalie Is Good!

How in the hell did Natalie pull this off? After 40+ days of hating on Jeff and Jordan, she was suddenly their best friend last night. Of course, Natalie never lies...but she is sure full of half-truths.

Guess what? It seems to have worked, as they made a deal. Backdooring Russell is now a possibility, and at the very least Lydia will possibly leave tomorrow.

The fact that she was able to turn this around with these two is the exact reason why they need to get Natalie out of there as soon as possible.

Tune in around 2 am last night to catch this silliness.

Edit: Natalie just informed Kevin of their fake deal, but says that if she wins HOH next week she's putting up Michelle and Jeff, with Jordan as the replacement if either of them wins POV. So much for never lying.

Natalie's Prize

Natalie won a phone call from home, and is understandably giddy. Her father said that they all gather to watch the network broadcasts (of course), and that her boyfriend stays up all night watching the live feeds. Who knows when this footage will air, though, as Thursday is pretty jam packed with action. I bet if she wasn't on the block, they would have held off the phone call until this weekend.

Not much else has happened the last 18 hours or so. The house went off slop last night, and BB stocked the storage room with sweets. Jordan ate a whole log of cookie dough by herself, and her sugar high babbling was entertaining.

Jeff finally got to spend the night alone with Jordan, although they did a lot of bickering before finally snuggling. They're both pretty paranoid about Russell and Michelle, although those two are just as bad. This morning Michelle confided to Russell that she heard people talking about her all night long. Somebody explain to me, though, how the Michelle/Russell alliance works when she's the one pushing Jordan to backdoor him.

As for the hens, Jessie was again the main top of discussion, and Lydia was again upset over things that Kevin and Natalie were saying about him. She especially didn't like it when Kevin told her that she was "Plan B" for Jessie, and that the nights he was especially caring to her were supposedly the same nights that Jessie and Natalie were arguing. Finally, Kevin demanded that the two girls come up with 20 good things about Jessie...and they both stopped after a couple of questionable compliments.

BFF's???

Somebody explain how this happened!

When I went to bed last night, Lydia appeared to be annoyed by anything and everything Natalie was saying (understandable, I know). Yet sometime during the night, they decided they loved each other, and at one point even cuddled!

Check out this exchange:

Natalie: Lydia? So, you know, I didn't like you at first, you know, but you intrigue me. If I dated girls, I'd date you. I really would. I even got into the other side of the shower while you were in there.
Lydia: Awww, that's kinda cute.
Natalie: You're growing on me!
Lydia: You're growing on me.
Jessie: I'm sick now.
Kevin: Y'know Jessie, you're kinda growing on me.

Not much else has happened. It's picture day, and everybody seems to be getting along pretty well. Jessie has told Jordan and Jeff that he wants to talk to them. It's clear he's really worried about tomorrow's eviction, and he's annoying Natalie with the constant talk of the mystery power.

Speaking of tomorrow's CBS show, there are rumors circulating that CBS is worried about the uproar that may occur if Jeff indeed uses the mystery power. An email was sent out to ticket holders stating that they needed to be at the studio's lot by 11:30 am, instead of the usual 2 pm. Speculation is that the eviction will be taped.

Dog Days of Summer

The lack of posts the past couple of days is because there really hasn't been anything going on. There's really only been three things worth noting:

1. Michelle's bikini top broke yesterday, so feed watchers got a nice fleeting glimpse.

2. Jeff took a sip of Gatorade, and has been given an extra day of slop as punishment.

3. BB has provided some activities for the house. Play-doh was introduced last night, and a badminton set was given to them today. Could those be used in the next HOH?

Otherwise, everybody has been been laying around. Jeff is so bored that he just headed up to the HOH. Jessie and Natalie scurried around, and dragged in the chess set, but it turns out Jeff just wants to hear Chima's Prince CD