Laura Talk to Entertainment Weekly

The S*** Hits The Fan

So I went to bed about halfway through BBAD last night, bored to tears by Ronnie's "advice" to Laura. What a mistake.

Basically, Ronnie's house of cards tumbled last night. People (finally) began comparing notes, which led to the confrontation of the year. So much happened that I highly suggest just going to Real and watch it all unfold.

Edit: Ok, I've gone back and watched lots of footage from different cams. The entire fight actually starts about 11:15 or so, right after Laura left the HOH. Chima, Natalie, Ronnie, Lydia, and Kevin began arguing about how Russell should have been the replacement nominee. Natalie and Chima, in particular, get into it.

Lydia then goes off and complains to Russell how Natalie acts like she's in charge. Russell smartly plays into it. A few minutes later, Russell pulls Ronnie into the storage room and advises him to settle down and not act so paranoid. This conversation gets heated, as Russell calls him on talking behind his (and everybody else's) back.

Russell then calls everybody into the bathroom and states the obvious - "if you want to know what is going on, why wouldn't you call me up there and ask me what is going on, rather than planting seeds of doubt. You should ask me what is going on? Does that make sense? DOES THAT MAKE SENSE?" Ronnie complains that Russell shouldn't talk down to him (hehe).

A few minutes later, almost everybody is in the backyard, and Laura wants Russell and Ronnie to come out to tell everybody what she has said or not said. Russell and Jordan jump in, but Ronnie refuses to answer to them as the conversation is expanded to all of Ronnie's shenanigans.

Ronnie retreats to the HOH with Chima, who points out that what he's saying should be said to the entire group. They're all yelling for Ronnie to come back out, and finally he screams "you're the one going home" to Laura before slamming the sliding glass door.

They're ALL now talking shit about Ronnie, except for Lydia and Jessie. Ronnie attempts to chat with Russell, who calls everybody into the house to listen to Ronnie claim he hasn't lied to anybody. An exhausted and defeated Ronnie retires to his room, as the rest of the crew continue to make fun of him for the next couple of hours. Yeah, they're a bit full of themselves, and I don't necessarily believe that every single one of them would put him up if they win HOH on Thursday.

Classy Bitches

Natalie and Chima thought it would be fun to hide Laura and Jordan's flat-iron. Imagine the controversy that would ensue if anybody did something similar to Chima?

Yep, It's Jordan!

Funny how those that were behind the Russell plan are now congratulating Ronnie for doing the smart thing. Casey agrees with Jordan that it's a shame that the two people who were actually nice to Ronnie are the ones put up, while those that constantly make fun of him (Russell, Natalie) are safe.

Veto Ceremony Now Being Held!

Bikini Day!!!

A little something for everybody!

Veto Players Chosen!

Besides Ronnie, Jeff, and Laura, the rest of the players are Natalie, Russell, and Casey. Lydia will be hosting.

This doesn't fare well for Laura.

Nominations In!

No surprises - it's Jeff and Laura. The house is pretty subdued, though.

Feeds Back!

The "Populars" clearly lost, as Jordan and Laura are bawling.

Upstairs, Ronnie is saying that Jeff and Laura are going up.

Somebody Please Explain This Theory

Despite the pleas, Ronnie is indicating that he's still putting up two of his crew (probably Casey and Laura). Somehow, though, they're supposed to approve of this plan because the goal is to backdoor Russell.

That's beyond ridiculous. You just can't say with a straight face that two people are pawns. Even if you have 100% faith in the HOH, there's a pretty strong chance that one of your own will be going home. Either the wrong person will win HOH, or the person on your side who wins it goes against his alliance and doesn't use it, or the HOH will double cross his side. They all have to see through his plan.

Ronnie must believe that everybody in the house is an idiot...and maybe he's right.

One Last Plea

Jordan, Laura, and Jeff are making their case to save their crew. I'm not sure it's working too well, especially because Jeff is pretty angry. Ronnie says that he hears how Casey says he's "too smart for the game", but they're all making pretty good points about how Russell is always making cracks about "Captain Lurks-a-Lot".

Edit: Jeff just won the award for the most ridiculous statement of the year. "I only have my balls left, and they completely back whatever you decide".

Further edit: This claim by Ronnie that he wants to backdoor Russell is unbelievable. He expects Jeff, Laura, Casey, and Jordan to believe that any combo of them are double pawns so that Russell can be backdoored?

One more edit: When the conversation concluded, Natalie and Lydia immediately pounced to find out about the meeting. Ronnie spilled all, including how they threw Russell under the bus. (Oh God, even I'm using BB cliches.)

All Is (Finally) Quiet

It was a late night for the crew, and I have to hand it to Ronnie. After hours of claiming that he did not switch his vote, he's established a bit of doubt in the minds of Casey and others. Most of the evening was spent with his new jock friends, though, which should be a clue where he really stands. Hell, compare a note or two and everything should be clear.

His ego could really be his eventual undoing, as he spent most of the night slapping himself on the back. At one point he even claimed he's going to make people forget Dr. Will.

Unless he really is playing the jocks, look for Casey and Laura to be put up.

One more little tidbit - Jessie and Lydia are sharing a bed, with Natalie sleeping on the floor next to them.

Showtime Sex Talk

Showtime viewers were in for a surprise treat last night. No, there wasn't any nudity or sex, but there was some pretty graphic sex talk from possibly the least likely source.

The show had a pretty lackluster beginning, as Chima babbled about all the so-called stars she's met in the past (without giving away her "entertainment reporter" gig). The conversation gradually led to sex talk, and that's when it got interesting. Jordan had a lot of questions about various sex acts, which everybody was happy to answer. Laura admits she's a size queen (no surprise), but it was Michelle who came off as the horndog of the bunch. Without getting too graphic here, let's just say she's open to anything in any part of her body, and has no problems taking sexy pictures and videos with her husband. God bless her.

The rest of the cast was shocked to hear these revelations, particularly Russell, who complained how she's done things "even" he has never done. No comment.