Jordan the Actress?

Jordan was lectured for at least a half hour, and she eventually agreed that if she wins HOH next week she can't put up Jessie, Lydia, Kevin, Chima, or Ronnie. Oh boy. She was then instructed to inform everybody outside that she was told that she was going to be Jeff's replacement on the block so that Russell doesn't have a clue. She did just that, and while Russell had a couple of questions they all seemed to believe what she said. Of course, now she's making the mistake of continuing to talk, so we'll see how long she can pull of the charade.

I predict that Russell finds out even if Jordan doesn't screw up before Showtimes is over because a). none of these people can keep a secret, and b). Ronnie wants to tell Jessie of this plan...which means Natalie will know five minutes later, and then one of the two will tell Russell.

While this was going on, Russell was having a relatively intelligent conversation with Laura and Michelle about Jessie, Natalie, and Ronnie.