Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Feeds Over - Whose Going To Win?


It's possible we'll get another last look, but this screencap indicates we're not going to see the final three until tonight's broadcast.

So who do you predict is going to win tonight? I'm starting to believe that neither Jordan or Kevin will select Natalie to go to the finals (which should lead to an interesting outburst), and that Kevin will beat Jordan in a landslide.

As for tonight's format, Kevin said last night that the finalists will get a 90 second closing speech, and then will get a question from only three jury members. Unless Natalie somehow makes it to this point, I doubt that this segment will be that interesting. Jeff did all of Jordan's dirty work, so nobody truly hates her (ok, maybe Lydia), and the only person truly pissed at Kevin would be Jeff. Natalie may perceive herself as having the cliched "no blood on my hands", but at this point everybody knows this is not true. Plus, the age lie won't help her.

Sunday, September 6, 2009

Fashion Show




Not much to report on last night. Kevin and Natalie continued to come up with ideas on how to torture Michelle, but everybody did come together to put on a pretty boring fashion show. Kevin was the judge, but the winner was eventually decided by rock/paper/scissors. Guess who won? Yep, it was Natalie.

Thursday, September 3, 2009

Operation Jordan!


Natalie wants to get into Jordan's head to make it easier to get rid of Michelle. She's even planning on sleeping in the same room as those two to prevent Michelle from talking to her. She also has again pledged final two with Kevin.

The Happy Couple's Last Night Together




These last couple of days have been pretty uneventful. Jordan and Jeff have been doing their usual routine of making out and bickering. Jordan has finally figured out that Natalie is not to be trusted, although I'm sure that will change the next time she talks to her.

Kevin and Natalie have continued their scheming. She came up with this great idea of trading her vote for the Jeff's vacation and Michelle's TV that they have won in earlier competition...but not follow through with the vote. Good one. They've also continued to pull pranks that nobody else seems to care about.

It's all rather boring.

Monday, August 31, 2009

Pandora's Box Results



Although Jeff was informed that his "mystery key" had no extra powers, he did make out pretty well in the Pandora's Box contest...as did most of the house. Jeff won $3,181, while the others nabbed $2,563 (Michelle), $1,900 (Natalie), $1,726 (Jordan), and $626 (Kevin).

To say that Jeff is not happy is an understatement. "If I had known that (Kevin) would have put me up, I would never have gotten him (out of the box)."

Otherwise, it's a pretty uneventful night in the house. Natalie is cheating at pool against Kevin, and Jeff is acting like an ass towards Jordan. He does have one valid point, though. She seems to believe whatever Natalie tells her, and he's saying she shouldn't listen to those "assholes". Hehehe.

Sunday, August 30, 2009

Jordan: Cowgirl Style Victory?


To say that Jordan is nothing but scenery is no exaggeration. She has zero skill at the game, she tends to trust anybody who talks to her, and she has only survived by riding on top of Jeff.

Somehow, though, she is destined to make the final four, and could easily skate by to the final three. At that point, a Michelle victory in the final HOH comps could lead her into the final two as Michelle is smart enough to understand that the majority of the jury house are allies of Natalie and Kevin.

Can an imbecile win Big Brother? Doubtful, but she's going to outlast her ride (despite her pleas for the house to keep Jeff over her).

Thursday, August 27, 2009

Bye Bye Jeff Or Jordan


Yep, Kevin won...I'd be shocked to see Jeff or Jordan not be this week's nominees. It's all about the POV!

Hmmmm



Nat dropped her cup into the chocolate, and the feeds went to fish. When we returned, she had it in her hand. Why not just show her fishing it out?

Jordan just took a nice little tumble.

Kevin's still winning.

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

So I Missed Some Excitement Today!






It's been bound to happen, as the animosity has been building since the last fight on Monday afternoon. Fire up the "wayback machine" to about 12:45 this afternoon, when Russell semi-quietly called Jeff a pussy. Jeff didn't really respond as Russell continued his barrage, and finally Jordan was the person who snapped. She even bumped her ample chest into his.

The rest of the day was pretty boring, with the usual scheming. Michelle's been trying to get back into Jeff and Jordan's good graces. Pictures were also taken, although Russell didn't participate.

Sunday, August 23, 2009

Another Boring Sunday

It's really just the same paranoia we've seen the past two days.


Saturday, August 22, 2009

Veto Comp Results




It sounds like Jeff won, mainly from a comment about how much fun the comps are when one wins. Jordan was apparently the first out, but was jumping up and down with joy anyway. Russell and Kevin look extremely depressed.

So will Jeff use the veto? He's already indicating that he will to put up Russell, saying something along the lines of it's time to "pull the trigger". I've said it before, but I'd be much more worried about Natalie and Kevin, who have both been against them the entire season.

POV Coming Soon


Sorry that there hasn't been an updates in the last few hours, but there's not a lot to report. Jeff and Jordan are still telling Michelle that Kevin is their target this week, but their paranoia against Russell has extended to Michelle. Russell attempted to talk to them in HOH, but all three were asleep.

There's a good chance that the veto competition is one of those "morph picture" contests, and Kevin has been spending a lot of time studying the picture wall. Russell would be well advised to do the same.

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Natalie Is Good!



How in the hell did Natalie pull this off? After 40+ days of hating on Jeff and Jordan, she was suddenly their best friend last night. Of course, Natalie never lies...but she is sure full of half-truths.

Guess what? It seems to have worked, as they made a deal. Backdooring Russell is now a possibility, and at the very least Lydia will possibly leave tomorrow.

The fact that she was able to turn this around with these two is the exact reason why they need to get Natalie out of there as soon as possible.

Tune in around 2 am last night to catch this silliness.

Edit: Natalie just informed Kevin of their fake deal, but says that if she wins HOH next week she's putting up Michelle and Jeff, with Jordan as the replacement if either of them wins POV. So much for never lying.

Tuesday, August 18, 2009

JORDAN IS A HO?

This dumb bitch Lydia.

Calling Jordan a whore during the week's 2nd HOH competition.

AREN'T YOU CRYING OVER JESSIE? WOULDN'T YOU DO ANYTHING TO GET JESSIE BACK? AREN'T YOU JESSIE'S PUPPET?

Go home.

I can't wait for Scott's episode update on this idiot.

By Popular Demand...





Natalie's Prize



Natalie won a phone call from home, and is understandably giddy. Her father said that they all gather to watch the network broadcasts (of course), and that her boyfriend stays up all night watching the live feeds. Who knows when this footage will air, though, as Thursday is pretty jam packed with action. I bet if she wasn't on the block, they would have held off the phone call until this weekend.

Not much else has happened the last 18 hours or so. The house went off slop last night, and BB stocked the storage room with sweets. Jordan ate a whole log of cookie dough by herself, and her sugar high babbling was entertaining.

Jeff finally got to spend the night alone with Jordan, although they did a lot of bickering before finally snuggling. They're both pretty paranoid about Russell and Michelle, although those two are just as bad. This morning Michelle confided to Russell that she heard people talking about her all night long. Somebody explain to me, though, how the Michelle/Russell alliance works when she's the one pushing Jordan to backdoor him.

As for the hens, Jessie was again the main top of discussion, and Lydia was again upset over things that Kevin and Natalie were saying about him. She especially didn't like it when Kevin told her that she was "Plan B" for Jessie, and that the nights he was especially caring to her were supposedly the same nights that Jessie and Natalie were arguing. Finally, Kevin demanded that the two girls come up with 20 good things about Jessie...and they both stopped after a couple of questionable compliments.

Monday, August 17, 2009

Russell Won a Massage




Almost everybody was napping when Jordan was called to the diary room. She was instructed to call everybody into the living room, where she announced BB had a surprise for them outside.

The surprise was a robe for each of them, and a masseuse. Anything to ease the tension, I guess...although it appears only Russell is taking advantage of it.

Edit: Oh wait - although everybody was called into the living room, the massage was a prize Russell won.

Friday, August 7, 2009

Jordan and Jeff's First Disagreement


Jordan's talk with Chima, Natalie, and Jessie has seemed to work, as she now wants to evict Russell. She doesn't trust him, and thinks he'd go after them. Jeff's not so sure about this, and thinks they need an ally because Jessie would definitely put them up.

Have/Have Not Results




Although the Jeremy Piven footage was filmed earlier in the day, I do believe that it may be tied into the Have/Have Not competition that was held just an hour or so ago.

The "have nots" are Jeff, Lydia, Michelle, and Kevin. Russell also won $10,000. I believe all of the "haves" also get to watch Piven's movie.

Speaking of Russell, he knows he's in trouble. Chima just brought Jordan into the loop, and she has promised that she will vote to evict Russell if that's what Chima wants. We'll see if that happens, especially as Jeff has promised Russell he'll pull him down if he wins veto.

Ooooh, Jeff and Russell's conversation just turned interesting. Jeff asked Russell who he would vote to evict - Jessie or Natalie. Russell replied that it would be Jessie, as he's made it personal by making a big deal about the money he won (Jessie also apparently won money, but of course that's different). Jeff's response? "You just have to have hope that things will change...nothing is official until it's official"

Nominations will be happening soon.

Thursday, August 6, 2009

Where's the Close Up?





Jordan's shaving her legs, but unfortunately we're getting these awful views.

It's that uncomfortable portion of Thursday where everybody is stuck in the HOH. Most people are sleeping, but Ronnie seems to be playing a stare-down game.