JORDAN IS A HO?

This dumb bitch Lydia.

Calling Jordan a whore during the week's 2nd HOH competition.

AREN'T YOU CRYING OVER JESSIE? WOULDN'T YOU DO ANYTHING TO GET JESSIE BACK? AREN'T YOU JESSIE'S PUPPET?

Go home.

I can't wait for Scott's episode update on this idiot.

Classy B*****s!

We may not have seen the fireworks we expected, but don't think that Lydia, Chima, and Natalie aren't mourning the loss of King Jessie. Apparently, they stormed into the diary room and threatened to quit the show. A producer named Ruth calmed them down by saying that Jessie was "taking it well". To appease them, they were also given additional beauty products (others were each given an item to make it fair).

Chima also dumped Russell's suitcase out, and somebody stripped Jeff's bed of his sheets. Expect things to get more heated as their anger continues to ferment.

Clarification: Jeff and Russell received nothing. Chima wants to go off on Jeff, but is supposedly going to wait until after the POV. Jeff's sheets weren't torn off his bed, but his hate was filled with Nerds.

BFF's???

Somebody explain how this happened!

When I went to bed last night, Lydia appeared to be annoyed by anything and everything Natalie was saying (understandable, I know). Yet sometime during the night, they decided they loved each other, and at one point even cuddled!

Check out this exchange:

Natalie: Lydia? So, you know, I didn't like you at first, you know, but you intrigue me. If I dated girls, I'd date you. I really would. I even got into the other side of the shower while you were in there.
Lydia: Awww, that's kinda cute.
Natalie: You're growing on me!
Lydia: You're growing on me.
Jessie: I'm sick now.
Kevin: Y'know Jessie, you're kinda growing on me.

Not much else has happened. It's picture day, and everybody seems to be getting along pretty well. Jessie has told Jordan and Jeff that he wants to talk to them. It's clear he's really worried about tomorrow's eviction, and he's annoying Natalie with the constant talk of the mystery power.

Speaking of tomorrow's CBS show, there are rumors circulating that CBS is worried about the uproar that may occur if Jeff indeed uses the mystery power. An email was sent out to ticket holders stating that they needed to be at the studio's lot by 11:30 am, instead of the usual 2 pm. Speculation is that the eviction will be taped.

Dog Days of Summer

The lack of posts the past couple of days is because there really hasn't been anything going on. There's really only been three things worth noting:

1. Michelle's bikini top broke yesterday, so feed watchers got a nice fleeting glimpse.

2. Jeff took a sip of Gatorade, and has been given an extra day of slop as punishment.

3. BB has provided some activities for the house. Play-doh was introduced last night, and a badminton set was given to them today. Could those be used in the next HOH?

Otherwise, everybody has been been laying around. Jeff is so bored that he just headed up to the HOH. Jessie and Natalie scurried around, and dragged in the chess set, but it turns out Jeff just wants to hear Chima's Prince CD

POV Underway!

Besides Lydia, Chima, and Russell, the players are Jeff (chosen by Russell, much to Jessie's chagrin), Kevin, and Natalie. Michelle is also bummed that she's not playing, as she feels she'll go up if either of the nominees are taken down. It appears that it's one of those contests where each player goes out on his own to play, and then the winning time is determined after everybody plays.

After the players were chosen, Natalie had a little whisper with Russell telling him that he shouldn't worry as he's not going home. I wonder what "Scamper" has planned.

Jessie Is Convinced Jeff Has The Power

Although Natalie and Chima disagree, Jessie is convinced that Jeff has the mystery power. Chima's point is that even if he does, he won't use it unless he's up.

I can't wait for Thursday.

Jeff and Jessie Play Nice

Not ten minutes after Princess Chima was complaining that Jeff hadn't been up to kiss her...um, ring...Jeff finally did pop his head into the HOH. Jessie basically made it clear that he's to vote out Russell, and that if he doesn't it's then clear that he and Jordan are against Chima.

Jeff does a good job of defusing the conversation, veering into Jeremy Piven's appearance and the boo-boo on his toe. All three are now just making small talk.

Princess Chima's Reign: Night 1

I have to apologize for not providing updates last night, as the house was up almost all night jabbering about their place in the house.

But I honestly couldn't deal with the feeds last night. Chima's cackle was already annoying me even before the CBS broadcast signed off, and when Chima and Natalie chided the house for eliminating the person who helped them study for HOH I just had to turn it off.

Thankfully, there's the Real "wayback machine", so this morning I went back to scan over the night's "highlights". For the most part, it was the Jessie show last night. Did you know that if the questions were in a different order he would have won HOH? Or that the coup d'etat isn't fair because the winner doesn't have to do anything (besides impressing viewers) to win?

When he wasn't trailing Chima and offering his demands...I mean advice...he was in Kevin's face for having the audacity to not vote against his best friend. Yet, a few hours later this very person he was pitching a tent with the very person he wanted out.

I have to hand it to Chima, though. Despite Natalie and Jessie's vigorous assertions that Jordan and Jeff need to be nominated, she is holding her ground against doing that. Russell, Lydia, or Michelle are names that are constantly being mentioned as nominee possibilities.

Like so many nights, though, it's the same conversations over and over and over.

As for the mystery power, Natalie doesn't believe it's possible that either Jeff or Jordan won. Both her and Jessie believe that Kevin won. Lydia, though, does believe that it's Jeff, mainly because if it had been the other half of the house Ronnie would have been saved.

Jessie and Lydia Finally Talk

These two deserve each other.

For the past hour, they've been acting like pre-teens - pretending the other doesn't exist, making noise to annoy the other, lots of passive-aggressive silliness. At one point, they even argued as to who had the right to the room because Lydia stepped out for a few seconds.

Right now, Lydia is complaining about being used by Jessie, and that he tried to break up her and her best friend. Jessie is claiming that he's not trying to vote her out, and that he will do whatever Russell tells him to do.

Funny thing is Natalie is standing outside listening to the entire conversation.

Does Ronnie Have Hope After All?

Ronnie is sitting by himself in the pool room, smiling as he listens to Kevin argue with Jessie in the next room. Natalie, Chima, Michelle, and Jeff are also in the room as this meaningless "he said/she said" fight continues on.

A Little Bit of Excitement (Not Really)

Kevin apparently snuck a bite or two of something besides slop this morning, and just received word that he would receive an extra day of slop as a punishment. Luckily, it wasn't a penalty nomination as some had predicted.

Natalie's taking credit for tattling, but what was especially laughable was her idea to go to Russell with a bunch of lies about Michelle. Her and Jessie concocted a story that Michelle really wants Ronnie to stay, and was asking if they are on board.

Afterwards, Natalie gloated that Russell believed their story, but instead he ran outside and laughed about the situation with Michelle. Unfortunately, little of that was shown as the Kevin situation flared up.

Now This Is the Jessie We Remember!

Jessie Discretely Warns Jeff and Russell

Since Russell won HOH last night, Jessie has resorted back to the sleepy, mopey jerk we dealt with all last year. He's also on slop, which Lydia offered to take for him (blech), which just isn't fair!

Jeff and Russell were just up in the HOH talking a little bit of strategy, and Jessie came in to get some blankets. Not real happy with the consensus that Ronnie needs to go, as he walked out the door he babbled "but next week I get to play HOH. I'll be ready".

For all his faults in the first three weeks, Russell really does understand the game or lack of game of everybody in the house.

Lydia Confronts Jessie

Lydia is PISSED that Jessie told Natalie (who now wants a house meeting) everything that she told him this morning. They go back and forth about how they're both blamed for their "partners" (Natalie and Kevin) words. He claims that he's in the trenches for her - "they are throwing grenades, and I'm picking them up and throwing them back".

Dumbest statement of the fight comes from Lydia - "it's easy to pick on me because of how I look." Um, no, Lydia, it's because you're acting idiotic.

I have to hand it to Jessie - he's able to take anything either of these twits say and turn it back on themselves. Within five minutes, Lydia believes that Jessie revealed NOTHING to Natalie, and that Kevin is to blame for all of her problems.

Natalie's On a Roll Today!

Nobody is safe from the wrath of Natalie today. Despite advice from Jessie on multiple occasions that it's better to remain calm and not blow everything out of proportion, she has stormed out of the HOH to twice confront Kevin about statements or supposed lies that have been reported to her. Now she's doing the same to Jordan only because Chima reported that Jordan asked a question about what's going on with her.

Meanwhile, Casey has done a bit of campaigning today - mainly with Russell and Kevin. He's admitted as such to Jordan, but says he won't say anything negative about her.

One final note - Chima looks pretty good today.

Lovers Quarrell!

On Sunday night's episode, CBS edited together a bunch of footage of Natalie and Lydia discretely fighting for Jessie's love and devotion.

Well, the trio basically pulled an all-nighter last night. Natalie's plan these days is to stay up all night so that Lydia doesn't get her alone time with Jessie. Once she finally fell asleep, Lydia swooped in...but instead of the usual under-the-covers action, she's using the time to bash Natalie.

It's now 6:21 BB time, and they're still discussing their situation.

It's Official!

Veto ceremony was just held, and Casey was indeed put up! A newly energized Ronnie is now holding court with his best pals Jessie, Natalie, Chima, and Kevin(?). Apparently, some strong words were said by Jessie. Can't wait to see it tomorrow!

New Alliance - Too Little Too Late?

Around midnight last night, Lydia was kicked out of the HOH so the Athletes could have a meeting. Of course, Jeff was not invited into this conversation.

Kevin and Lydia then had a lengthy conversation with Jeff and Jordan. Although they denied knowing that Casey was going to be put up, they seem to finally realize that they're just being used by Jessie and Natalie to get info on the rest of the house. "We can't let an 18 year-old run us", Lydia said.

They also caught Ronnie and Michelle whispering, and have decided they can't trust either of them. Well, they knew they can't trust Ronnie, but they now realize Michelle is playing both sides.

The conversation ends with a pinkie swear to not put each other up.

Casey Knows He's the Replacement Nominee

I didn't see everything that transpired tonight, but Casey, Jordan, and Jeff figured out that Casey is indeed the target this week. Michelle did make an attempt to push Jessie to still nominate Ronnie, and is now getting lectured for it.

Casey came upstairs to talk to Jessie, and claimed that any bad things he supposedly said were done to keep up their cover. Jessie didn't really buy it, but Casey also informed him that some of his allies are lying to get close to him.

I Predict a Chick-Fight By The End of the Week

Earlier in the day, there was talk of giving Jessie a haircut because he's used to having them once a week. Lydia was all set to perform the task, but suddenly Natalie grabbed the razor.

The antagonism is brewing, and I don't think it will be too long before the two go at each other.