Feeds Over - Whose Going To Win?

It's possible we'll get another last look, but this screencap indicates we're not going to see the final three until tonight's broadcast.

So who do you predict is going to win tonight? I'm starting to believe that neither Jordan or Kevin will select Natalie to go to the finals (which should lead to an interesting outburst), and that Kevin will beat Jordan in a landslide.

As for tonight's format, Kevin said last night that the finalists will get a 90 second closing speech, and then will get a question from only three jury members. Unless Natalie somehow makes it to this point, I doubt that this segment will be that interesting. Jeff did all of Jordan's dirty work, so nobody truly hates her (ok, maybe Lydia), and the only person truly pissed at Kevin would be Jeff. Natalie may perceive herself as having the cliched "no blood on my hands", but at this point everybody knows this is not true. Plus, the age lie won't help her.

Fashion Show

Not much to report on last night. Kevin and Natalie continued to come up with ideas on how to torture Michelle, but everybody did come together to put on a pretty boring fashion show. Kevin was the judge, but the winner was eventually decided by rock/paper/scissors. Guess who won? Yep, it was Natalie.

Bye Bye Michelle

POV was apparently on dates, which means Natalie's premonition was (finally) correct. Kevin apparently won, and he's celebrating with Natalie.

Hehe - Jordan apparently didn't make it through the first "block"...and it was Jeff-related. She claims she didn't understand the instructions. Oh God.

Edit: Get this - Natalie is demanding that Kevin throw the first round of the final HOH.

Calling All Acting Agents

Nominations just occurred, and of course it was Kevin and Michelle. Natalie and Kevin are now "arguing" about their deal - Natalie saying it was final four, Kevin saying final two. Hard to tell if the other two are buying into it, though.

Nice Job By Production

This trivia question was put up after the conclusion of Natalie's claim to being the first person in the "history of Big Brother" to get a proposal. Nice job behind the scenes, my friends.

The rumor is that the entire jury house was back, and that Natalie had her choice of who she wanted to talk to. Obviously, she chose Jessie, and the others just made a bunch of noise to distract the rest of the HG's.

Edit: I was premature about Natalie having finished her story. She's still going on about her "proposal".

Natalie is the Pandora Box Owner

I'm sure everybody thought that the lengthy trivia meant it was nomination time. Instead, it was the Pandora's Box bullshit, and details are sketchy since then. First, Natalie said she didn't want to talk about it, but that she can't participate in the POV. After consulting with Kevin, she now has an elaborate story about how by choosing the Pandora's Box she got twenty minutes with her boyfriend, and that he proposed.

She's proud of her various stories - "All y'all got got by an 18 year-old", she said before her proposal story. Please tell me these people aren't dumb enough to believe her. Something tells me they do, though.

Oh Natalie!

This is the outfit that the Queen plans to wear to the nomination ceremony. Even though nominations are just a formality, and the POV winner has the real power, Natalie and Kevin are planning a sort of fake fight for the benefit of Jordan and Michelle. They're also scheming new pranks to pull on Michelle. Really classy, those two. Kevin was called into the diary room, though, and informed that they can no longer mess with her.

The bulk of the nomination speech, though, will be directed at Michelle. Here's what she plans to say:

"Michele, I'm nominating you for personal reasons. Yes, Chima got kicked out, but what America doesnt know is that you were the cause of her getting kicked out. You were the reason Chima threw her mic in the water. By your actions you threw all your Christian values away. Michele, I'm also a Christian, and one thing I've learned as a Christian is not to make a deal with the devil. You offered a final three deal. Well, Michele, I decline your deal because if I would have taken your deal, I would have accepted a deal with Satan himself. Yes, this is a game, and I'm here to win a half million dollars, but as my dad would say 'winning a half million dollars would be nice but not at any cost'. And if it means I have to sell my soul to the devil then I won't be winning the half million dollars...I did it with my morals, my integrity and I still have my soul in tact."

If you want to see this for yourself, go to around the 12:40 mark in Real's "wayback machine".


In case you haven't heard, last night the final four all received new wardrobes, and all seemed to enjoy themselves trying on clothes. Kevin and Michelle pledged to go after Natalie, but of course he ran right up to inform Natalie everything Michelle said.

Operation Jordan!

Natalie wants to get into Jordan's head to make it easier to get rid of Michelle. She's even planning on sleeping in the same room as those two to prevent Michelle from talking to her. She also has again pledged final two with Kevin.

Natalie's Non-Stop!

Monday morning are generally pretty boring until the POV ceremony. Not today, as Natalie was working it hard from the moment she woke up. She has everybody believing that she's their ally, and has come close to convincing Michelle to use the veto on Jeff!!! She buttered her up by saying she's as alone in the game as she is (hahah), and she still claims she had no idea that Kevin was going to break his deal with Jeff. Michelle really can't be that stupid!

Natale: The Premier Manipulator

She's a nightmare to watch on the feeds. Not only does she rarely shower or attempt to make herself presentable, but her persistent babbling is a nightmare to endure on the feeds or BBAD.

Yet nobody has played the game as ruthless or smart as she has. No matter the situation, she has come out smelling like roses (insert lack of bathing joke here). When her main ally, Jessie, was eliminated, it wasn't more than a few hours later that she was downplaying their connection. When members of the other side have been put up, she makes sure they know that she had "nothing" to do with it. She boasts about her "honesty" constantly, but it's her "last minute lies" that has saved her the last couple of weeks. Even her friendship with Kevin the last couple of weeks has been more out of convenience than any real connection, and she's great at feeding him only the information that helps her game.

Having said that, though, the fact that everybody buys into her bullshit says more about intelligence level of the others than her own gameplay. Time after time, she's one honest conversation away from having her whole game undermined. Even last night, Jeff and Michelle were well on their way to solving the Natalie riddle when Jeff's self-pity suddenly derailed the conversation.

I'd hate to see her win, but I can't say she doesn't deserve it.

Nat Is Good!

As everybody is filing outside for the camera shots needed for the pre-nomination footage, Natalie told Jeff that she "tried" to convince Kevin not to put him up. "You're up, man. I Tried. He said that he wants her gone though." This is minutes after she coached Kevin on what to say during the nominations and afterwards. He's to continue to tell them both they're pawns.

Nat Calling Out Michelle

Kevin's HOH win really is Gnat's, and she's laying into Michelle right now. Of course, we're all hearing the usual garbage about how Natalie's "word is everything". Michelle's handling it better than she did last night, saying she knows that she's going up "and I'm fine with it".

Earlier today, the house had a money-grab luxury competition, which also involved a "Pandora's Box" where Kevin chose "greed". Jeff has bragged that he grabbed as much money as he could, but Jordan felt there was a catch and only grabbed a handful of $100's. Jeff also grabbed a "mystery key", which obviously has something to do with that door Julie showed us on Thursday night.

Could Jeff have once again lucked into a game-saving twist?

Nominations are coming up soon, and Kevin is now talking to

Michelle Knows She's In Trouble

You gotta feel for her. She's been pretty much alone this whole game, and despite her issues she's not a bad person. She knows she's in trouble, and while we have all predicted that it would be Jeff and Jordan on the block Natalie is pushing hard for evicting Michelle.

Natalie's reason for going after Michelle is some insane theory that next week's competition will be memory-based, and only Michelle can beat her at that. Yeah, right. What about the last memory comp? Now if there was a babbling competition, she'd win hands down.

Hmmmm

Nat dropped her cup into the chocolate, and the feeds went to fish. When we returned, she had it in her hand. Why not just show her fishing it out?

Jordan just took a nice little tumble.

Kevin's still winning.

The Happiest People In the BB House

Sure enough, a bit after these screen shots, Natalie looked at the camera and said, "America, you have just seen LML (last minute lie) and it's a success!" Natalie also noted that Jeff should have let Kevin win that last HOH (I agree).

Jeff's Nominations

With the loud mouths gone, the house is pretty subdued these days after the feeds come back on. Just like last night it took almost a half hour to discover that Jeff indeed won HOH, tonight nobody is talking about Jeff's nominations.

Edit: Natalie was heard saying "please don't vote to evict me". I'm assuming Kevin was the other nominee, but no verification on that yet.

Further edit: It has been confirmed - Natalie and Kevin are nominated.

Natalie Is Good!

How in the hell did Natalie pull this off? After 40+ days of hating on Jeff and Jordan, she was suddenly their best friend last night. Of course, Natalie never lies...but she is sure full of half-truths.

Guess what? It seems to have worked, as they made a deal. Backdooring Russell is now a possibility, and at the very least Lydia will possibly leave tomorrow.

The fact that she was able to turn this around with these two is the exact reason why they need to get Natalie out of there as soon as possible.

Tune in around 2 am last night to catch this silliness.

Edit: Natalie just informed Kevin of their fake deal, but says that if she wins HOH next week she's putting up Michelle and Jeff, with Jordan as the replacement if either of them wins POV. So much for never lying.

Natalie's Prize

Natalie won a phone call from home, and is understandably giddy. Her father said that they all gather to watch the network broadcasts (of course), and that her boyfriend stays up all night watching the live feeds. Who knows when this footage will air, though, as Thursday is pretty jam packed with action. I bet if she wasn't on the block, they would have held off the phone call until this weekend.

Not much else has happened the last 18 hours or so. The house went off slop last night, and BB stocked the storage room with sweets. Jordan ate a whole log of cookie dough by herself, and her sugar high babbling was entertaining.

Jeff finally got to spend the night alone with Jordan, although they did a lot of bickering before finally snuggling. They're both pretty paranoid about Russell and Michelle, although those two are just as bad. This morning Michelle confided to Russell that she heard people talking about her all night long. Somebody explain to me, though, how the Michelle/Russell alliance works when she's the one pushing Jordan to backdoor him.

As for the hens, Jessie was again the main top of discussion, and Lydia was again upset over things that Kevin and Natalie were saying about him. She especially didn't like it when Kevin told her that she was "Plan B" for Jessie, and that the nights he was especially caring to her were supposedly the same nights that Jessie and Natalie were arguing. Finally, Kevin demanded that the two girls come up with 20 good things about Jessie...and they both stopped after a couple of questionable compliments.

Nominations In!

No surprises - Lydia and Natalie are nominated. Kevin's trying to cheer them both up, but they have both admitted that they haven't done well in competitions so far. "I've been nominated three times in four days", joked Natalie.

Oooh, Lydia just whispered a shit-stirring idea to Natalie, and Kevin warned them to not "do shit". He's actually making sense, although Natalie just claimed she hasn't done anything that "wasn't smart".

Edit: Kevin's advice is worth noting:

Kevin: Whatever it is you're planning, I strongly recommend you don't do anything against Jeff or Jordan. If you do, and I win, I will not use the Veto on you. I'm tired of people not playing smart, and if you're not going to play smart, I'm not gonna be able to help you. Did we just do this whole fucking LML (last minute lie) thing for no fucking reason?
Natalie: She'll behave. I'll make sure of it.
Kevin: Just stop encouraging her. You can do whatever you want, just wait until after the veto.
Natalie: We'll go fucking nuts after the Veto. If you wanna do anything now, just do it to Michele.
Kevin: I'd be careful with that because then Michele goes, "hm, that was very random, interesting." Like you're trying too hard - trying to be like Russell. Here's my two cents - you guys have never taken my advice, but here it is. Lydia, when you're cooled down...
Natalie: Listen, I don't have problems with Jordan.
Kevin: You girls don't understand that we're not on fucking Real World, we're on fucking Big Brother and there are different rules.

Classy B*****s!

We may not have seen the fireworks we expected, but don't think that Lydia, Chima, and Natalie aren't mourning the loss of King Jessie. Apparently, they stormed into the diary room and threatened to quit the show. A producer named Ruth calmed them down by saying that Jessie was "taking it well". To appease them, they were also given additional beauty products (others were each given an item to make it fair).

Chima also dumped Russell's suitcase out, and somebody stripped Jeff's bed of his sheets. Expect things to get more heated as their anger continues to ferment.

Clarification: Jeff and Russell received nothing. Chima wants to go off on Jeff, but is supposedly going to wait until after the POV. Jeff's sheets weren't torn off his bed, but his hate was filled with Nerds.