What's the Big Surprise?

We've had the fish for the last hour or so. The house was informed that there was going to be a big surprise, and that they were to wear formal attire. As you may imagine, there's plenty of speculation, including the returns of Evel Dick, Baller, or even Brian. I bet that they're going to end slop week, and treat them with a fancy dinner. Won't Libra be happy?

Edit: The feeds are back and the house is primping.