Monday, July 28, 2008

Tool Time For the Ladies












27 comments:

Anonymous said...

Scott ROCKS!

ale said...

Seriously, I'm disturbed. He ain't no Marky Mark Wahlberg! Naked men are a dime a dozen, and their heads are actually proportional to the rest of their bodies. Anyway. At least we've verified that he DOES bend over on demand.

Anonymous said...

There are lots of rumors out there that he is, indeed, a closeted queer. I'm a gayboy and my gaydar went off on him very early on.

Scott said...

CBS' website even had quotes from "friends" with that allegation. Here I thought his one redeeming quality was rejecting Michelle. I didn't think it was because of her gender.

Then again...

ale said...

Well, gay men tend to have great taste in men. As much as Manchelle thinks repeating it everyday will make it true, she's nowhere in that category.

Anonymous said...

Jesse has a reality TV show past: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_ZLezy07Z4

Anonymous said...

More Jesse reality. He got NEXTED. ROFLMAO.

Anonymous said...

Oops. Here is the link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zs0tqPQFcVM&feature=related

ale said...

Also: http://youtube.com/watch?v=zs0tqPQFcVM

Chyea, he was a tool back then too.

ale said...

Wieners. Fitting.

Anonymous said...

ohhhh. jinx ale

Scott said...

Added them all for you pervs. Hehehe.

Now no more bitching about Angie!

ale said...

I'm sure Angie n00dz would have made it to TMZ by now, don't you think?

Seriously though, I hope I'm not coming off as actually ENJOYING this stuff. Ick. It's just been a slow day in the comedy department.

Anonymous said...

That USA Muscle video cracks me up! It has the feel of some very bad porn.

Scott said...

You know I have more respect for you than to think that, Ale.

Anonymous said...

OMG! It is like bad porn. Especially if you just listen to it and don't watch it. Lots of moaning, bad porn music, and some skin slapping at the end when they say, "Finished." LOL.

Christine said...

this post has casued me to throw up a little in my mouth, ewwww ick....

nothing about that boy is in the least bit attractive or enticing...

Ryan said...

Has anyone caught the CBS promo this week for BB? They make it seem like the girls in the house are falling all over themselves to get a piece of him.

ale said...

Uh oh. His "not girlfriend" at home won't be liking that.

david said...

maybe the twist this year is jessie is gay.

ale said...

I thought twists were meant to be surprising...?

IndyMike said...

Wow - Jesse dumped in both mtv videos - shocking.

Anonymous said...

Michelle is the stereotypical fag hag. No wonder they get along.

Scott said...

Those awful MTV dating shows are perfect for Jessie's limp...IQ. :D

Sydney said...

Scott and Ale - I'm dying here from your comments today.

Tony said...

i still can't believe this tool bag made it and didnt

Scott said...

That's because you don't have an agent that managed to get you on two awful MTV dating shows.