Monday, August 18, 2008

Is There Anybody More Delusional?


April is plotting her post-BB life with Ollie, and it's going to be quite the glamorous future. They're going to be recognized everywhere; she's going to get a magazine layout; they're both going to be on the cover of People; maybe they'll even go on Amazing Race. And if "America" sends anybody back into the house, it's going to be her because we're going to want her to reunite with Ollie. The birds are so disgusted by this one of them pooped on Ollie.

24 comments:

Christine said...

I cannot wait til she gets out and sees what we all have seen that she thinks no one saw.....

her boss
her co-workers
her family
random strangers

when she was saying earlier how Hollywood would come calling. my first reaction we well maybe the porn industry......


but alas, chances are this will never come to pass....Funny thing about BB hg's and to some extent BB fans, every season it seems that what happens in the house stays in the house and no one quite gets called on their in house antics like we all wish they would....

Anonymous said...

Do they get to find anything out while they are in sequester, like about Dan or that America really does not like them?
Do you think they read the blogs when
they get out?

ale said...

They can't find out about Dan until the end, even after he's evicted to the jury house. The thing that sucks is that even the extremely hated (Natalie/Sheila last season, Jessie this season) DO have fans out there, and they choose to focus on that and ignore the haters. Someone like Jessie is too delusional to even realize that America did not like him.

Christine said...

did ale just call me a hater??

Lil said...

When in sequester the only thing they see or hear is the DVD that the next evictee brings with them, which is pretty much what we see on TV minus DR. They get to see the comps etc.

ale said...

Christine, when it comes to April, we're all haters! I can't think of anyone who even tolerates her. Except that one anonymous poster who has his/her head too far up April's ass to really be listening to the things that come out of her mouth. But, they're most likely related to her somehow. Figures.

Scott said...

Yeah, they only get to see the competitions and ceremonies. But they obviously also get to hear the biased version of events from the new evictee.

Personally, I'd like to see more than just a couple of minutes of footage of Libra and April. Then again, it always ends up that those that hate each other end up getting along in sequester.

Christine said...

ok ale, as long as i am in good company!!

Anonymous said...

Why do they all think that they are going to be so famous? Have any of them watched the show before? No one that was on Big Brother is what I would consider even B-list...and I doubt People would even consider putting them on the corner of the cover of their magazine!

Anonymous said...

I'm sad to see the Anonymous option go, mostly because I'm just too lazy to make yet another blog and not post in it. ;) But I understand the reasoning.

I always find it...curious that most of the HGs don't seem to know very much about previous HGs (aside from maybe their names and how they performed in the game) -- yet they somehow make the leap that *they* themselves will be more famous than Jesus.

I haven't heard a peep from little Miss Natalie, who was so convinced last season that she was going to be rich and famous when it was all over.

Anonymous said...

LMAO! Thanks for the laugh!

Anonymous said...

i just threw up in my mouth.

Anonymous said...

I always wanted to bring this up but kept forgeting. Wouldn't it make more sense to show thosein sequester everything that happens in the house, so that they actually know what is going on and can vote based on who played the best. I know in season 2, they let them go home, and thats when most of them learned just how good Will was. I was wondering what you guys think.

Anonymous said...

The only problem with that is that the outcome isn't as fair, like on Season 3, when Danielle CLEARLY outplayed everyone -- those who'd been evicted got to watch it all unfold, and held it against her, even though she definitely should have won.

I think it's more fair to keep them as objective as they can, locked up on "vacation."

Anonymous said...

Did You Know

Most contestants that come out of this show esp the females that have any kind of body and face make substantial amounts of money. You may not see them all over the place but the do. Even the Amanda girl that went out real early last year is in commercials and modeling shoots as we speak. With over 300 million people in america, who cares if 75% of america dont like you, you still got over 70 million people who like you and thats more than enough for someone to find a market for you. So while you're sitting back here trashing these people, they are still doing 100 more times better than you

Do you realize how much money is in america and how many people behind the scenes that are making a mint. With advertizing, commercials and modeling, people can make hundreds of thousasnds of dollars and we dont even have to know they exist unless you look them up

Some of you midwesterners need to go east or west so you can see whats going on in the world. Memphis tried to explain it to you all this morning on showtime but i know you country bumkins was not hearing a word he was saying

So to answer how little Miss Natalie is doing, Lets just say shes doing a whole lot better than you are

Lil said...

April seems to see herself as Boston Rob (from survivor for those who don't know the name) and Ollie is her Amber.

They also went on to do Amazing Race and I watched that season specifically for them.

They were hated by a lot, and loved by a lot. Difference is they had that charisma to be successful outside game, and all April has is the ability to not even realize we've all seen her bent over.

April is more NataLIE than anything. I just wish the sexcapades were talk of the house like NataLIE's were, that made for fun gossipy evenings.

Lil said...

And as for the debate about whether sequesters should know exactly what is really going on in order to vote? I see that side, but then again, the votes to get them out weren't based on reality, so why should the votes to choose the winner?

If it were the case, the last person to go to sequester wouldn't even have the time to watch the real footage before it would be time to vote.

And not only that, but if it was april, she wouldn't have the time to primp and make her hair really really ugly like on vote nights. Because we all should know, like she told Ollie last night, she's not high maintenance at all! HA HA HA

Anonymous said...

Poor April. At her young age, she is already crazy and nasty. That is a deadly combination. We will be hearing more from her in the future and it won't be about something pleasant. I predict!

Anonymous said...

if she had gotten preggo on the show, i could see a column in US weekly about the first reality TV baby

Anonymous said...

what is with this girl? she be crazy!! i heard her bet ollie that they "would be in at least one magazine already." for what? sleaziest couple in reality? she really is delusional. i think it's a shame that ollie doesn't care even a little about her because if he did he would set her straight and tell her she is being completely irrational and egotistical...i mean WAY over the top stupid.
she also said that if she were with him on the streets they would be mobbed ...as in celebrity status! lmao. wow. talk about ego. even the biggest of movie stars don't carry themselves like her.
i wonder if aprils folks will be interviewed this thursday for her eviction? my guess is between april and ollies family we won't be seeing either. i know if i was related to either i would NEVER admit it.
imagine being aprils twin sister ...identical twin. poor thing could get some pretty harsh words thrown her way as she stands in the grocery line...after she drops the kid of course...then again no one would be surprised to see a preggo april in the next few months.

Anonymous said...

what is with this girl? she be crazy!! i heard her bet ollie that they "would be in at least one magazine already." for what? sleaziest couple in reality? she really is delusional. i think it's a shame that ollie doesn't care even a little about her because if he did he would set her straight and tell her she is being completely irrational and egotistical...i mean WAY over the top stupid.
she also said that if she were with him on the streets they would be mobbed ...as in celebrity status! lmao. wow. talk about ego. even the biggest of movie stars don't carry themselves like her.
i wonder if aprils folks will be interviewed this thursday for her eviction? my guess is between april and ollies family we won't be seeing either. i know if i was related to either i would NEVER admit it.
imagine being aprils twin sister ...identical twin. poor thing could get some pretty harsh words thrown her way as she stands in the grocery line...after she drops the kid of course...then again no one would be surprised to see a preggo april in the next few months.

Anonymous said...

after reading liz' post i have to comment.
i do agree that april will get her fair share of attention after the show. i am positive mens magazines will be waiting at the exit gate for her to sign away...and i'd be surprised if it was maxim like she wants. more than likely it will be sleazy ones.
i'm sure she will make the cover of a magazine but not in a good way. what will be written about her won' be something any mother would want to put in a scrap book.
speaking of mothers..do you suppose aprils mom or ollies mom are telling their friends and random strangers..."hey my kid is on big brother?" hell no!
so far april has made news outside the BB house. anyone can type in her name and up will pop her porno with ollie. some day her kids will have the opportunity to see them...maybe the kids friends will find them and they have even more "celebrity status." a/o have made the soup and other such shows all expressing how indecent and dirty they are...oh and delusional.
i don't mean to pick on april alone...i fully believe that ollie is just as big of a skanky ho as she is and even more of an embarrassment because of his family background. especially since he has been quoted as saying he has morals and family values...not smoking, drinking, swearing, etc. to me that is almost worse...a real slap in the face to his folks and family....and his church.

Anonymous said...

April making a magazine cover?? Whatever, has any BB alum been on a magazine cover for anything? This show isn't as big as Survivor or The Bachelor in terms of magazine covers. April will get destroyed when she gets out, especially here in AZ where I live. She will be laughed at I would imagine.

I can't believe I haven't seen any posts on April and Ollie talking about her huge forehead last night. Classic. She's garbage and she will find that out and be knocked off her high horse when she gets out. Her horrible insecure,confrontational attitude/personality will not help her.

Anonymous said...

To Anon at 1:06am:

I can see your point - slightly. I'm not saying these people aren't going to have a few opportunities to make money. My point is that they *always* believe they're going to be some kind of A-list royalty the second they're released from the house, and that is certainly NOT the case. It usually works out that the HG clinging to the idea of fame is the one who makes such a big ass of themselves that they end up disappearing after the show.

And before you speak to us "country bumpkins" as if we have no knowledge of the world around us, consider that you also know nothing about me personally (or anyone else who comments here, for that matter). I have lived in the East, West and the Midwest, and I have plenty of life experiences to draw from.

Besides, it doesn't take a genius to notice the character flaws in someone like April, who is a walking contradiction with absolutely no personality.

Living on the East or West coast does not make you any more "worldly" than any of us midwestern folks. It just makes you an asshole.