Meet All of the Houseguests

Do you have two hours or so to spare? Well, here's sort of a season preview - 10 minutes or so of "diary room"-ish interviews, hosted by BB5's Diane, with each of the new hamsters.

Angie
Age: 29
Hometown: Orlando, FL via Virginia Beach, VA
Occupation: Pharmaceutical Sales Representative
Marital Status: Single
Notes: I like her. She's cute and smart.


April
Age: 30
Hometown: Higley, AZ via Arlington, NE
Occupation: Financial Manager
Marital Status: Single
Notes: She also seems like somebody who won't annoy me too much this season.


Brian
Age: 27
Hometown: San Francisco, CA via Elk Grove, CA
Occupation: Telecommunication Account Manager
Marital Status: Single
Notes: I don't really have an opinion. He seems like an ok, average guy. I guess that's a positive.


Dan
Age: 24
Hometown: Dearborn, MI
Occupation: Catholic School Teacher
Marital Status: Single
Notes: I hate this guy already. I don't care if somebody is a Republican or Democrat, but I detest this tool's "I'd leave the country if Hillary was elected" mantra. I don't think he'll last long.


Jerry
Age: 75
Hometown: Magnolia, TX via Wilkes Barre, PA
Occupation: Great Grandfather/Retired Marketing Executive
Marital Status: Married
Notes: Yes, this is the token senior citizen destined to get all of the media attention. He'll last for quite some time simply because he's bound to be harmless.


Jessie
Age: 22
Hometown: Huntington Beach, CA via Rudd, IA
Occupation: Professional Bodybuilder
Marital Status: Single
Notes: Settle down, Ale (hehehe). Yes, he's good looking, and he actually seems to be a pretty likable guy.


Keesha
Age: 29
Hometown: Burbank, CA via Sterling, OH
Occupation: Waitress
Marital Status: Single
Notes: A Hooters girl who is a member of Peta? Ugh, her annoying voice is destined to haunt me the entire season.


Libra
Age: 31
Hometown: Spring, TX
Occupation: Human Resources Representative
Marital Status: Married
Notes: She's the far-left counterpart to ultra-conservative Dan. She's cute, though, and if she refrains from political debate she could be a factor in the game. I'm not sure how I feel, though, about her leaving her four-month old twins to be a part of the show.


Memphis
Age: 25
Hometown: Los Angeles, CA via Collierville, TN
Occupation: Mixologist
Marital Status: Single
Notes: Ugh, another tool. He's not a bartender, he's a "mixologist".


Michelle
Age: 28
Hometown: Cumberland, RI
Occupation: Realtor
Marital Status: Single
Notes: 28 going on 45? I detest any woman who thrives at the description of being a "firecracker". "Michelle has always spoken her mind and was the only person to jump up at her brother's wedding when the priest asked if there were any objections." Yeah, she's a treat.


Ollie
Age: 27
Hometown: Minneapolis, MN via Des Moines, IA
Occupation: Marketing Sales Representative
Marital Status: Single
Notes: He's the son of a preacher, and we all know how well religion works in the house. He also doesn't drink, smoke, or curse. I don't see how he can possibly survive long.


Renny
Age: 53
Hometown: New Orleans, LA
Occupation: Beauty Salon Owner
Marital Status: Married
Notes: The token MILF of the house. She reminds me of a more dirty-minded Kale. I see her trying anything to fit in with those that are half her age. Oh, and she has an extremely annoying voice.


Steven
Age: 35
Hometown: Dallas, TX via Opelousas, LA
Occupation: Rodeo Competitor
Marital Status: Single
Notes: The infamous gay cowboy we've all heard about. Actually, though, he seems pretty likable, and not one to make his sexuality the only aspect of his life we'll hear about.


Having sat through bits and pieces of all of these clips, I have to ask where is this diversity we've been hearing about for the past week? Yes, there's the old dude, but Renny isn't that much older then the token MILF we see most seasons. Otherwise, the cast is mainly in their 20's.