Sunday, July 13, 2008

I hate her Al-Renny

Wow Julie's red dress was stunning this evening. I must know the maker. What is with the FUCKING GLITTER!!!!! PLEASE SOMEONE TELL ME!!!!

Who saw the old guy becoming HoH? I know, we're all surprised.

Renny is absolutely the most annoying woman ever on the face of the earth. She reminds me of Sandy Kane, hanger-on/groupie of the Opie and Anthony Show.

I'd like to give honorable mention to Keesha and Steven. Keesha for blurting out that she works at Hooters, guaranteeing every woman to hate her, and Jessie for fucking up his trying to stay under the radar "OH I'LL SIT OUTIDON'TMEANTODOTHISATALLIT'SJUSTONAWHIMCOMPLETELY". Yeah, he's totally eluding the "dumb bodybuilder" persona. Nawt.

Steven not telling people he's gay, and waiting to do so, is so....gay. How many times do we have to see this on a reality tv show...OR ANY SHOW for that matter? Keeping things hidden about you makes no difference, remember Alex from last season who didn't want to tell people he "owned a DJ business"? Besides being topics for stupid questions in throw away competitions...who cares what you do...they're all there for one thing.

Who would I have sex with? Totally Dan. He's goodlooking enough to enjoy it. Other than that, he gives Catholics the exact name we're trying to diminish...people who hide behind a facade of forgiveness from God and justifying any action through it. As a Catholic, and having been around them all of my life, I couldn't stand arrogant assholes like him. Those who really do think they have it alllll figured out. Seeing their bubbles burst (especially in front of millions) is like sex...only way dirtier. I'd love to see him cry on national television. Speaking of Dan, his obsession with trying make a Will&Boogie alliance with Brian disgusts me. If he thinks Brian doesn't know what he's doing, and how their partnership will eventually turn out, then he's just as dumb as I think he will be in this game. His staunch Republican beliefs won't even play into the game except for chit chat when they're bored and not doing competitions. The black girl will eventually blow up on him, and they will have it out. May the best girl win. ;)

Jerry is no doubt having the time of his life. A quick "love you guys already" after squeezing April's tits guarantees he will get to see a lot of skin. Whether his reactions are fake or not, he is one of the luckiest 75 year olds on the planet. All tits and pussy are the same at that point aren't they? Can he even SEE THEM!!! Jerry sells himself as being smarter than everyone thinks (as does the show) but I'm not 100% sure yet. I'm still deciding whether or not he can spin this in his favor somehow, all strategies can work if you don't go to extreme with them..including the old guy strategy. Yes, the old-guy strategy..so shoot me. :p

During the food comp, I'm pretty sure gay Rodeo boy didn't even know how to play rocks paper scissors. Only straight boys play that. I'm surprised at half the house being upset about being on slop, it's a perfect reason to play up how weak you are. Hopefully Jerry doesn't drop dead by the end of the week, although, I do know he is in pretty good shape. You never know. You just never know. Aw, I miss Amanda. <3

Hopefully, Jessie will break some shit in the house. I'm a little uneasy about his psycho eyes, but he could easily turn this situation around and help himself out by getting the whole house to hate Renny. Then again, people to hate come in really fuckin' handy near the end, i.e. Sheila from Season 9.

I'm pretty sure Renny will be going. Easy week...so let's see some naked ass!

By the way, I'm so sick of the 24/7 feed commercial..."Do you like to watch?". Alright Julie Chen, it's either using thecommercial or the glitter, one of them has to go...which one?

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Uhmmm, Barb. Don't be ridiculous. What the hell do you mean that gay boys don't know how to play rock, paper scissors?

As Adam would say, "That's RETARDED!"

Scott said...

Although I don't agree with all of Barb's assessments, I just love reading her work.

ale said...

HAHAH I loved this.

Lil said...

Even though Jerry was on the losing team and thus on slop, as HOH doesn't he get to eat?

As for the gay coming out crap...I dunno. Hi, I'm gay! doesn't really fly in real life first conversations. Unless they make them all walk in with signs around their necks - I like cock - I like pussy - I'm not picky. I don't think he's not telling immediately because he doesn't want to be typed as the gay guy, and judged by those who might before they get to know him for himself.

bbfanto said...

In this corner we have Barb, and she comes out swinging, a heavy right upper cut and a nasty jack rabbit jab to the BB house guests!

Good to see you back Barb! Great first post, I don't have too much to comment on it as I am still giving HG the benefit of the doubt. I do worry Jerry thinks he is smarter than everyone else will get him blind sided, Renny's laugh is horrendous and please boot her butt out of the house. Didn't see too much of Angie but I liked her more after one show than I did from just her preview vids. I liked Ollie more too than I expected. I caught that Dan comment too about doing whatever and then just going to confession after the show, um no dumb ass that is not how it works! Dan is a tool, I hope the HG's catch on to his sh*t quick.

Anonymous said...

Holy crap Barb. Even if this entire season falls into shambles and is 10 times worse than last season could ever be, it looks like your posts are going to make it incredibly worth while.

Terrorist Fist Jab to you!

Anonymous said...

Renny is Natalie in 20 years.