Saturday, August 9, 2008

Michelle's Hissy Fit

Michelle went outside and buried herself in pillows. Suddenly she bolted up and started screaming, and then ran upstairs and threw pillows around. At the same time, Keesha's outside saying she's had it and wants to go home to her boyfriend and family. Jerry has to make it all about himself, telling her that she has nothing to worry about because he "controls" the vote.

While all of this is going on, Libra and April are actually talking in a calm voice. This may not be good for the others.



43 comments:

Christine said...

i believe she is flipping out because she has realized she put the wrong pair up...

david said...

wow this is funny as shit.

Trevor said...

well she did.

Christine said...

ding ding ding round eleventy billion....

ale said...

This is what happens when bitches who hate one another fake-make up after having too much to drink.

david said...

i'm just starting to this michelle is now just starting to pick a fight..

Scott said...

I never thought I'd say this, but Keesha is the only girl I can now handle in the house. April and Libra are both too worried about what others are saying about them, and Michelle is just crazy. Keesha, on the other hand, seems genuinely pissed at herself and the other bitches.

ale said...

I told ya she felt left out!

david said...

EDIT. Michelle wants sympathy/attention

Scott said...

Ooh, I should have been paying attention to the feeds. I could have jut got a crotch shot of April. Hehehehe.

Christine said...

Michelle's delivery may be questionable but if you listen to what she is saying she has a point...

they were all responsible for jessie going but each one came and pointedfingers at others telling michelle who should go...

ale said...

That's the same thing she's been saying since she became HoH, though. I don't see why tonight is the night she needs to reiterate that point so dramatically. Oh wait, she's an idiot. 'Nuff said.

I'm pretty certain Keesha is in the DR right now wanting out.

Scott said...

You think our girl is happy to be sitting at home watching the craziness? I sooooo miss her.

Scott said...

Yeah, we have heard a thousand times, "I'm all alone and playing by myself."

Christine said...

scott check email....


ale, because now she gets to join in on the screeching, oops here comes the banner again...

Scott said...

Oh, and how many times can we also hear "I'm the one whose team turned against me".

And Libra needs to point out the funny faces Michelle made on tv on multiple nights about the dumb Hawaii thing.

Trevor said...

So when Libra leaves who will they blame everything on lol

ale said...

Manchelle keeps saying the banner is what makes her the "two headed snake." No it isn't, you dumb fuck! Ugh.

ale said...

Good question, Trevor. I nominate the fish.

Scott said...

You know what, I think Keesha may be right. April's going to end up winning this thing.

Christine said...

whoa how did ollie end up on aprils shit list???

Scott said...

I'm taking a drink whenever Michelle says "I'm on the outside looking in".

DaveA said...

KABOOM!!!
The house is going crazy....no wait just the girls, go figure.

It is clear that some people shouldn't drink.

Can anyone stand the pitch of Keesha's voice when she gets mad? All the dogs in my neighborhood started barking.

Scott said...

I love how Dan is hiding in the shower.

david said...

haha i would be doing the same thing dan is doing..in the shower minding my own business.

Scott said...

I may have to do a podcast tomorrow.

I love how April is now mad that Ollie didn't stick up for her.

ale said...

In this case, it's very lucky that Manchelle is a complete idiot and still blames the whole Jessie eviction on Libra.

Scott said...

Wait, it's now a 100k car?

ale said...

Wait, where?! There's definitely something in the wine.

david said...

haha i'm so buying a '69 camaro tomorrow.

Christine said...

at the risk of being too agreeable, I would like to encourage you wholeheartedly in doing a podcast tomorrow!!!

Scott said...

Wait, Memphis is bad because he's not whining about the onions?

Christine said...

of course the more april wins the more she has to up the value of memphis' car......

i felt bad for dan, minding his own business in the shower and he gets accostd by michelle!!

ale said...

Memphis is bad because he breathes, period.

Anonymous said...

Michelle is PSYCHO! She really is. What the hell? But it's pretty darned funny...

Trevor said...

not only is she crazy but shes really really stupid.

Trevor said...

Hey Michelle. Keesha got the votes to vote out Jessie. FYI

bish said...

They need to do where are they now esque segments after every season and get some reactions from the house guests after they sit and watch themselves be assholes on TV. I'd like to see if their attitudes change when they get to see what actually went down.

Trevor said...

I will be back when this week is over. To blatantly lie on a person isnt game play its something deep inside you that is cruel and unusual.

I honestly think Michelle might be racist.

Lying about the banner, Not listening to the truth, its very suspicous.

Taralyn said...

Bish, I agree. I think apologies are required all around - the lies, the lies, the personal attacks on ppl's character... That's not game play, it's evilness. I SOOO want a BBX reunion!

Anonymous said...

I AM LAUGHING MY ASS OFF AT WHAT WENT ON TONIGHT.. I TELL YOU THESE GURLS ARE CRAZY AS THEY WANNA BE... MICHELLE IS MAD BECAUSE THE OTHER GURLS ARE GETTING ALL THE DAMM ATTENTION... MICHELLE, READ MY LIPS, ITS ALL BAD ATTENTION... LMFAO

PS: ONE THING ABOUT IT THOUGH, THESE GURLS BRING NOTHING BUT EXCITMENT AND YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN... PLUS THEY DONT LAY DOWN AND TAKE NOTHING OFF OF NOBODY LIKE MANY OF THE GURLS DID IN THE PAST... THE GURLS FROM THE LAST 2 SEASONS LET PEOPLE RUN ALL OVER THEM... I DONT MEAN TO BE CRAZY BUT I THINK EVIL DICK WOULD HAVE WENT CRAZY MESSING WITH THIS GROUP OF LADIES... DRAMA AT ITS BEST... CRACKIN UP

Anonymous said...

I tell you this michelle is crazy as hell. no matter what is said or what, she is not going to change her mine about lybra even though we all know that keesha is the one who organized everybody. All michelle can relate to is Jesse who all of america hates. To be honest with you, i dont think keesha is cut out for this. She seems to be a nice person that looses her temper and she doesnt forgive to easy.

All these gurls have quick tempers but michelle is just crazy, the fight wasnt even about her but she jumped in it herself.. She loves drama. im not trying to be funny but she reminds me of the kinda of people that get killed in arguements. Shes a recovering alcoholic too so why do bb give her alcohol, i dont know.

She drunk a whole bottle of wine by herself the first night they put her in hoh... she will have to be backdoored or all silverware better be put up before we have our first bb tragedy. Sadly, im totally serious about this

Scott said...

Michelle is also campaigining for jury votes before there is a jury. Yesterday morning (or early afternoon) everybody was talking about their jobs and how much they make, and Michelle went on and on about how poor her family is and that she's on the show for them.

Can you imagine, though, if she does win? I see her as the type that would hold the money over her entire family's head. If somebody didn't do as she wanted, it would be all "you do this to me after what I gave you?" - what a nightmare.