Sunday, August 16, 2009

"Operation Lie"


The desperate Jesseheads have come up with a last ditch effort to save themselves in the form of, not surprisingly, another elaborate lie. They're going to approach good ol' reasonable Jeff and tell him that they overheard Michele and Russel making an F2 pact (which is true, without these ladies even realizing it) and planning on targeting Jeff next week because Jordan and the remaining Jesseheads are all much weaker while Russ and Michele are the strongest guy and girl.

Kevin said he was prepared to, "swear on anything I can find" to solidify this lie, and be the good Samaritan warning Jeff of this 'betrayal'.

They're very proud of this clever plan, and seem more upbeat than they've been in the last few days since the fall of their beloved leader. Yep, this is definitely going to work.

17 comments:

JayRich said...

What is good o reasonable Jeff and who are the jesseheads. im confused. Oh I get it, these are lawyer terms

Cal said...

I think it's being called 'Operation Bosley' (Jesse's uh, Charlie's Angels reference).

One would hope it's going to fall apart and the witches (and their cat) depart over the next few weeks. Of course, the paranoia play would have worked better with Russell, but one can't have everything.

Does Nat really understand what she's doing to her reputation outside the house -- never admit a lie, no matter what? Genius...

lmanson said...

And the Nags biggest reason for hating Michelle is that M supposedly lied to Jeff (never mind the fact that this was a lie you and Jesse concocted in the green room)

I am sure that Nag doesn't have to worry about her rep outside the house she doesn't exactly talk about having too many friends...

DaveA said...

last night Nat actually mentioned wanting to hear from her boyfriend....hahahhaha you still think he is around???

the jessheads are right up there with the dopiest alliance EVER!

lmanson said...

ahhaahah... watching the flashbacks and Russell just said Lydia should be on rock of love... thats perfect!

they could have Jesse and his bevy of broads! lol

Philly Bob said...

Rock of Love?? Flavor of Love would be more like it. Better yet, she's a candidate for Jerry Springer!

Reefer Jello said...

I gotta tell you...I am one guy that doesn't give a shit about folk's sexual proclivities. Who you're poking and where you're poking them is of no concern to me.

That being said....I have tough time picturing Natalie with a boy friend. The way she walks and carries her arms screams BULLDAGGER to me. I think she is lying about more than her age. I am guessing that Tuna Pie is what is on her dinner plate.

Richie said...

I think you are right RJ. I bet if she was wearing the unitard we would see her balls tucked behind her.

lmanson said...

So did Michelle just tell Jordan about the F2 with Russell? That totally blows Bosley out of the water.... hahahahah since they didn't know it was true and now Michelle used it to get in better with J&J....

I was afraid it was going to get boring after Nag is out... maybe not... lol

Kevin said...

Operation Lie is the best idea since yogurt shampoo. This is going to go over like a ton of bricks. Is Jeff gullible enough to believe the desperate Jessie-heads? No way. Russell, maybe? Ill-conceived plan. Thank goodness the biggest loser in the history of the show, Chima, is gone. Now it's time for the most boring player in the history of the show to go - Natalie. Then, the WORST player in the history of the show - Lydia. On to the final 4! I would love to see Jeff or Jordan win, but Michelle or Russell will be tough to beat. Chima, you are a world class loser!

IndyMike said...

Kevin is telling the lie right now, and Jeff is already suspicious of Russel so he is more than willing to hear Kevin out. Not sure if he will really try to get Russel out this week - but time will tell.

Kevin is even saying he is not sure who he heard Russel talking to - being very vague.

Tony said...

i really hope he is just humoring kevin right now. there is no way he should be trusting any of them and he knows better. dont be a dummy Jeff!!!

Richie said...

Operation lie might work. Michelle told Jordan about Russells final 2 pact with her. Jordan told Jeff. Jeff was pissed and went outside and like a stroke of luck in timing, Kevin tells him the lie. WOW.

JayRich said...

Michelle is in good shape at this time. Jordan tells her everything, if shes smart she will help get russell out and then separate Jordan and Jeff. She could win this game and so could Kevin if he skates by a couple more weeks

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ale said...

Ya, didn't think I would end up saying this- but this may work. ;/ Although, as of 12:20AM BBT Jeff did say he thinks they should stick to taking Natalie out this week, the other two seem to agree for now.